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Reblogged from aduhm

aduhm:

conqueered:

zooeydeschannoying:

aduhm:

the TRUE gay icon

i want to see him and lohanthony fight to the death

honestly it’s kind of offensive to assume he’s gay

Queen.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Reblogged from howtotrainyourdonger

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

(Source: howtotrainyourdonger, via maggieandthediamonds)

Reblogged from thequeenbey

Just discovered this gem on Twitter today.

(Source: thequeenbey, via zackisontumblr)

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yohoebaby:

abby-less:

are those red eyebrows i see? ;) yohoebaby

Oh my god what is wrong with people. They aren’t red GOD DAMNIT

(Source: perel, via writeaboutmysins-theyregospel)

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

(via nebranska)

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xxcookievampiressxx:

lonelyandcompany:

captaingumdrop:

ellendegeneres:

Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.

You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’

Okay but look at the reporters face and see how excited she is also.

cute people give me strength 

(via donttryandfixme)

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

American Tumblr Posts Photoset #1

Want to see more country photosets?

British Photoset #2

Canadian Photoset #3

(via maggieandthediamonds)

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roachpatrol:

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

Alpha werewolves excitedly crashing Home Depot and getting tons of hammers and wrenches and lumber all like I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK!!!

(via davediddlystrider)